Jason Edward Posluszny

(1988 - 2009)

www.last-memories.com

Choose Language - Last-memories.com

Choose Language - Last-memories.com

Search:

Advanced search

93175 Create Memorial

Click here to contact the creator of this website

Memories

Amanda Clements

Aug 10, 2009 4:48 PM

Jason was the guy that everyone could turn too if they wanted a good laugh, a great hug, or anything. I worked with him at Winn Dixie and I always LOVED going in when I knew I was going to get to work with Jason. Especially if we were closing together. Those nights where the best.
Aug 10, 2009 4:48 PM

One night, I was in a pretty bad mood about something. Grumpy as all get out. I don’t remember why. All I remember is that I was pissed. Definetly not in the mood to smile. But I was working with Jason.

I walked in and was getting ready to clock in and someone thumped me on the back of my ear. I knew who it was without turning around. I kinda snapped. "Jason, I’m not in the mood, go away". Ha. Yeah right.

So I went about my business and everytime I looked up at the customer service desk, he would be looking at me. All crazy like. I had to laugh. And all night that night, he would do simple little things to make me smile or laugh. EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT WANT TO AT ALL.

We went to lunch together that night, and I was sitting outside and he brought me a flower and told me that I needed to cheer up. And with Jason, its impossible not to cheer up when Jason ordered you to. Then, I got one of those wonderful Jason hugs that I always looked forward to..Especially when I was upset or mad.

Jason was like that. The friend that you could always count on no matter what. The dependable one. The caring one. And the only one that could EVER make me laugh or smile when I didn’t want to. He brought out the best in everyone.

I love you Jason, and will forever..You will live on in my heart

Matt -Dalyce - Heatherbear

Aug 2, 2009 1:12 AM

Post yours below.

Here’s one I left out at the Memorial... not the funniest but a goodie. After the Hollywood Undead show we were at in St. Pete, we were all talking about going to a strip club after. Jason said sure at first. He was all about it.

After the show, Dalyce was all about going and I was like yeah sure ok I’ll do it and Jason was like.... Ehhhh I don’t really feel like going now! He totally bailed on the idea!

Jason Posluszny was god damn gentleman.

Dalyce: Aug 2, 2009 9:45 PM

not the funniest.. but CUTE one..

me and nero were in winn dixie and of course came across jason like we normally did when we were in there. nero got so excited and was saying "JASON JASON JASON"..

Me and nero headed off towards the bathrooms while jason went to talk to laurie the florist about doing the flowers for my wedding.

after we left the restroom me and nero searched all over for jason. the entire time we were looking for him nero kept repeating wheres jason? .. wheres jason? .. wheres jason?

we finally found him! and nero kept saying "we found him! .. theres jason! " he loved seeing jason.

Tricia: Aug 3, 2009 1:25 AM

Four words... say no to crack LOL Family knows what that means. I’ll try to post a funny story when I am not so drained.

Heatherbear: Aug 3, 2009 3:01 PM

jason wanted his hair cut so i told him instead of keep paying for one.
by the shaver and ill do it for him.. that day was so funny. it was really windy out.
and jason, danielle, and me where sitting in my drive way.

jason was freaking out that iwas gonna cut his hair to short.
the faces danielle would make to scare him. and the faces jason
would make was funny. but he even said for my first time shaving someone
hair. i did a good job :] but i cut in a little short in the back. oopps lol.
but he laughed about it.

that day was great and sometihng ill never forget.
i believe i have some pictures.
if i can find them.

but i thought that was a funny day.
and ill never forget that.

Dalyce: Aug 4, 2009 10:48 AM

i remember when he was saying he needed a hair cut to me and matt. and matt was trying to convince him to get some kind of style and not just the same plain cut he always gets.. and jason didnt wanna get it styled because he said he likes it the way he gets it. matt eventually gave up trying to convince him and jas finally just gave him a maybe and he would think about it.. lol but when we seen jason next time he had gotten the same hair cut he always got. :)

Heatherbear: Aug 4, 2009 5:35 PM

thats funny. jason always did stick with the same hair cut.
but jason always got what he liked. always did things cause
he wanted it not what everyone else wanted. its what made
jason, jason :]

Matt: Aug 5, 2009 5:58 PM

Alright, I have a really good one. This is by far, the funniest moment with Jason and maybe the funniest moment of my life. Warning: not for the faint of heart.

The first house I lived in when I moved out was a really really nice house. Dalyce made good money and I was still Pizza Boy but it was big and nice.

Well she was like, 8 months pregnant, I just got done with radio school and we were moving to Spring Hill to be closer to the Tampa radio stations. That meant leaving the house early, and breaking the lease.

We had 800 due back for our security. Technically, we weren’t legally entitled to it. But given the circumstances with the pregnant 19 year old, the young family on their way thing, we thought we had a good argument. So they made a deal with us that if we did this and that, we’d get the money back.

They screwed us. Completely. Hard. The day we were moving out, they informed us they were not giving us our money, that we NEEDED to move in to the new place. We literally had the truck packed. And Jason was one of those people helping me pack.

So we went and moved to Spring Hill that day..

But then I realized I left about 200 bucks worth of giant garden bricks there and I needed Jason and his Explorer to help me. Plus I had left stuff behind in the house that I needed to get.

So me and Jas get there.... LOCKS ARE CHANGED. I call the police. Show them a copy of my lease. And they tell me, there’s nothing wrong with breaking into your own house. I had a legal right to break into the house to get my stuff... and to do whatever else I wanted to do to my own legal property I was renting.

Luckily, the garage door opener still worked. So me and Jas get into the garage. Now we’re stuck behind a really thick ass security door that leads into the house. I’m having a hard time getting in and here comes Jason. Jason runs and KNOCKS THE DOOR DOWN. VICTORY!

And now the fun begins. I needed to get like, two things out of the house. So we ate McDonalds and left our trash on a couch. Then I literally unscrewed EVERY single light bulb in the house. We took every one out and broke them in a bag. Then I went around and undcrewed EVERY single screw in the house we could find. I’m talking, knobs on dressers, light switch covers, outlet covers, literally... if it could be unscewed, we UNSCREWED it. Then I put my old key in the door and snapped it. Oops.

Now most of this stuff was me, Jason was just kinda hanging out. He was actually laughing his ass off while I went around and did all this obnoxious little stuff. I mean hey, they screwed us hard. So we had some fun, it’s not like we set the place on fire or put holes in the wall. Just really obnoxious stuff. I wouldn’t have broken the door if they didn’t lock us out.

So after I was done getting my revenge, Jason wanted to get in on the fun. I said "Hey Jas you should give them an upper decker." I explained to him exactly what an upper decker was, and he started laughing really really hard. And he was all about it and he did in fact... give them an upper decker.

What is an upper decker, you may ask? That is when someone goes number 2 in the UPPER TANK of a toilet. It does not go away. Ever. And neither does the smell.

Jason made a lasting effect on that house that they will never ever forget. He showed them, in his very special way, what happens when you mess with us! Jas would do anything for you, even poop in the top of the toilet.

Danielle Starnella

Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM

the other day i drove past aftershock and Immediately after passing it i thought of Jason. a couple mouths ago Jason(and heather) drove up there to go get my tounge pierced and the whole day my BF (at the time) kept blowing up our phones cuz he said that if i got it pierced it would get infected and i would end up in the hospital with some dead guys tough in my mouth. but he took me any way after making fun of me for dating such a weirdo the whole ride. when we got there Doc. said my mouth was too small so of course he just picked on even more lol. but the best part about the whole day is when after ,idk how many messages from my ex...Jason decides to call him and tell him to stop calling and texting us cuz we are in the hospital because i got it done and now my tounge wont stop bleeding but not to worry cuz he will make sure that i text him when we get out. at that point Jason took my phone and shut if off....we never called him back.....but he talked about it all day lol.

Danielle Starnella

Aug 10, 2009 10:09 PM

this one night Jason and a bunch of us went out to the beach real late...it was one of the many nights we were out there, but this one was a little different because the whole night he was scaring me! i told everyone that i didnt want to walk on the bord walk that goes threw the woods cuz its creepy at night so of course as all of us are walking threw it he hids under it and pops out and has me screaming and go running to the end. but when he tried to scare me again he ended up scaring heather......then he felt bad lol.

Danielle Starnella

When Heather and I tried to cut his hair.

Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM

it was another one of those days where it was just heather, Jason ,and i.and for most of the morning all we talked about was washing and cleaning out his truck(which i was dreading) and going to the mall so he could get a hair cut. but instead we convinced him to just buy a hair cutting kit at walmart and we would cut for him. cuz we were going to be there any way to buy the stuff to clean his car. so while were there we go into mcdonalds and they all picked on me cuz i thought i was hungry enough to eat 10 mcdubles(but of course i wasnt. i ate 3 and his car ate the rest). when we got back to heathers he said she was the only one that could cut it cuz he thought i would mess it up to get bcak at him for picking on me about the mcdubles. but by the time she was done he said next time i would do it cuz she had cut it way too short in the back(almost parallel to the top of his ears) and he had a baled spot in the front and i had to fix it.......i miss days like that!

Total Memories: 39

Pages:: 8 « 3 4 5 6 7 8 »

Share your Memories